Sunday, May 9, 2010

Confession #2: Bugs really freak me out. I just hide it well.

So i am looking for a new apartment, and honestly after what i just saw tonight, I don't think it could be too soon to for me to move.

I went to make a crepe in the kitchen, and instead decided to just pick at some slices of pepperoni. While munching, i thought about making a bowl of cheerios and i went to get a clean dish from the drainer, and there. it. was.

The first full grown roach of the summer!!!!!!

Now granted I have seen bigger in Hawaii, and I saw a much bigger one in the city streets a few days ago, but I haven't seen one in my home since I moved here. It was very very VERY disgusting. I am seriously contemplating a mass homicide with Raid. or Combat. or the equivalent of those brands here. Because where there is one, there are always more.

Now I don't even want to eat at home! After all the food I bought...I don't think I can do it. i'm paraniod that my food will turn out to be one of the old Mormonads, you know, the one with the sundae. Like...SURPRISE!!!! PROTIEN!!!

I cannot wait to move. period.

PS: Don't worry. I killed it before I went to bed.

1 comment:

  1. I just stumbled on your blog through Closet Cooking.

    But my god, do I know roaches. I used to live in the Congo, Africa, and there, we shot them for sport. It was almost big-game hunting. I kid you not -- we actually shot them with a pellet gun.

    There the ones we called the "Granddads." They were so big -- up to 4 inches -- and old, their wings were turning blond. And the worst is, they could, and did, fly!

    They hid in the potato cupboard. My brother would open the door and turn on the light and I'd start shooting as they all came out of their ghastly holes.

    Quite frankly, if I saw one today, first I'd throw up and then I'd be out of the house so fast that if I were naked at the time I wouldn't even bother getting dressed.

    You're in Mexico? I'd consider getting an elephant gun.

    Cheers!

    Nick

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